#SILENT SNIPER GHOST IN THE SHELL MOVIE#
#SILENT SNIPER GHOST IN THE SHELL FULL#

She prays ever still that the flash wont show.įifteen years later, its been days since a **** Theres more in their army, wherever they are

This is life for her now, nothing will change She knew what it meant, but everything's the same The letters stopped coming, but the packages came She prayed again that the flash wouldn't show. That he'd woken a ****** coaxed out of her lair

The flash gave him away, as he fired unaware Straight past her face, singeing her hair She lines up the shot and it echoes tonight. She grinned a little as he crept towards her neck The fifty cal's sights perfect to her eyeĪs she felt his hand slip beneath her shirt. She looked through the scope of her closest ally The company's good, after all theyre the closest.Īfter all. With a note that says the war could end soon Ten thousand rounds and an airdrop every moon Of her fifty cal blast in the dead of the night. Yet theres still so many who cower in fear She prayed to god that the flash wouldn't show. Two hundred tick marks, etched in fine lines eight years of war, no end in sightĭarkness prevails, gunshots in the night. Prince Charles is seen gleefully rubbing his hands together in the background: at long last, he is King! *(end titles shown over a shot of him groping Camilla's naked sagging ****) The film ends with a heart-breaking shot of the Queen coming out on the balcony in front of the Palace and having a fatal heart attack with the shock of what she sees before her. In the final scene, reminiscent of the closing minutes of Slumdog Millionaire, the massed marching pipe bands of the Assembled Scots, Irish and Welsh Guards appear as if by magic and the entire crowd cast all inhibitions to the wind and indulge in a life-enhancing Highland Dance and Ceili around the Victoria Memorial facing Buckingham Palace. His lover, the strapping Pipe Sergeant-Major **** McKnob, appears as an angel and weeps by Wee Angus's squashed corpse. The camera lingers lovingly on his crushed body and we see scenes of unimaginable grief in the crowds who have taken Wee Angus to their hearts. Tragically, when he is crossing the road in front of the Palace, he does not hear a new environmentally friendly eco-diesel double-decker London Transport bus approaching (his hearing has been seriously impaired by the noise of battle) and he is mown down, his scream being amplified to eardrum-splitting levels of horror.

#SILENT SNIPER GHOST IN THE SHELL FULL#

We see Wee Angus, in full regimental uniform, marching up the Mall to Buckingham Palace to receive his medal, his telescopic-sighted ******'s rifle looming heavily on his childlike shoulder, being cheered on by crowds of thousands of wellwishers. In order to gain patriotic press coverage in the run-up to a General Election in Britain, it is agreed that Wee Angus shall be awarded the Victoria Cross by HM the Queen. When Wee Angus triumphantly notches up his 500th **** (including over 75 US military personnel and several important Afghan politicians), the British government decide it is time to withdraw him from active service. After each shooting we see the image of the ghostly dead Sergeant-Major appear as in a dream, his kilt a-swirl and his pipes wailing a tragic dirge in scenes reminiscent of Braveheart. When **** is blown to smithereens by a roadside bomb planted by American freelancers in order to implicate the Taliban, Wee Angus goes into deep depression and becomes obsessed with his skill as a ******, often shooting 'allied' soldiers in so-called 'blue on blue' friendly fire.

#SILENT SNIPER GHOST IN THE SHELL MOVIE#

We see Angus and **** in some of the most explicit ******* love scenes ever shown in a mainstream movie (tastefully filmed in soft focus and sponsored by KY-Jelly). He becomes emotionally involved with the gigantic ginger-haired Pipe Sergeant-Major **** McKnob, the loudest piper in the British Army and a famous poofter. In spite of his diminutive stature (4ft 8in), we see him skilfully shooting men, women and children by the score, convinced they are terrorists and a threat to our freedoms in the West. Wee Angus McSporran, the world's most accurate marksman, is deployed to Afghanistan and Iraq as a ****** in the Royal Scots Guards.

Silent sniper ghost in the shell